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Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.

Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!

by ItsWhoo July 17, 2018


Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.

Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!

by The Three Wiseman April 4, 2021


Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off

Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.

by Brodyrick January 18, 2021


Eskimo Snowballing

When you and your partner rub semen on your noses before Eskimo Kissing (Rubbing noses together).

Man: I have some cum on my nose from the Boxed Lunch !

*Eskimo Kisses Girl*
Girl: Eskimo Snowballing is so much better with you dad!

by LexLucifer December 2, 2017


Eskimo Scissors

When two ladies acknowledge being intimate with the same male and then scissor each other they then become Eskimo Scissors.

"Let's get rid of Scott's body now that we've killed it and become Eskimo Scissors," the Lady Bandits said.

by LouieKablooie June 20, 2022


Eskimo Kingdom

To create snowmen and other various snow structures in the snow.

Hills of snow

He built and Eskimo Kingdom

He ran over the Eskimo Kingdom

by Jurek19 June 22, 2012


Eskimo Kingdom

When children build snow forts.

They built and Eskimo Kingdom

by Jurek19 June 22, 2012