evening delights

Adjective; referring to easy women

Hey Bill, let's go out to town and look for some evening delights. Now, that the economy took a turn for the worst, their should be plenty of needy women out there ripe for the picking LOL

don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

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wtf is that word? Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

even lint

lint that is evenly distributed

That's some even lint.

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.

Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!

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