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The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.
The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.
The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.
The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.
When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.