Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.
Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!
The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"
When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.
Last night I have her the copenhagen express.
When you dip your dick in cocaine and bang a girl
Man, I totally gave Ana-Lee a Polar Express last night
When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night
The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
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