An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.
I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.
Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..
Another way of describing someone that is two faced.
Terry is double faced. He is a liar.
During oral sex the man pulls his penis out prior to ejaculation and cums on the girls face. He then pulls her hair down over her face, sticking it to the cum. Making her look like Chewbacca.
Bro, I just Chewbacca faced my girlfriend.
The face you send to someone when you don't know or don't give a damn. Consists of 11 characters; some of them are Japanese.
When unsure:
Person 1: Where are my keys?
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (shrug face)
When being rude:
Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me!
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: Rude.
the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids
The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces
Shameless, no social etiquette
1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!