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When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.
Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail
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A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!
When a man has gonorrhea and ejaculates on another persons face.
My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.
Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.
A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.
My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.