Filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).

To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.

Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"

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Filthy Uncle Fester

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

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Filthy Rat Shit

When yo asshole explode all in the toilet and all you can see is tiny rat shit sized pieces of dookie surrounded in some brown poop water.

Yall better approve my definition for "Filthy Rat Shit."

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A Filthy Rich BirdBath

The act of taking your scrotum and pulling the skin to form the shape of a small cup and having someone else take a shot of alcohol out of it

"I gave her a filthy rich birdbath last night"

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the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.

"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."

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filthy lucre

cash paid to a ho

after donkey punching a crack ho, shove the twenty up her starfish thus making it a filthy lucre.

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filthy money shot

1. A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.
2. A nasty tennis shot that owns an opponent.

You just got a filthy money shot in the eye
Oh man, that was a filthy money shot, come again bitch.

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