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An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Road queen is a nice truck usually lifted with big tires but has a pussy driver who never takes it off the road where it belongs
Jake has a badass lifted duramax but they said it's just a road queen
Usually a Gay Black male who only dates White men.
Andre is the last snow queen. He prefers the blonde Nordic type but will do Irish and even Italian. Long as they're White.
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A female on a dating website or cybersex chatroom who is only there to talk (i.e. get attention) and not there to actually meet someone or engage in naughty story time. They often complain about the "perverts" they encounter on dating sites or in sex chat despite their presence on a web page many would consider "perverted".
Some especially hypocritical chatroom queens will have an active web cam on in a sex chatroom and complain that people ask to see their tits.
Chatroom queens are distant cousins of cam whores.
Bob462: Hey Mary82! Show us your tits!
Mary82: OMG! That's so gross!
SPANKDADDY: How are you Mary?
Mary82: I'm good, how are you?
Bob462: Don't waste your time SPANK, she's a chatroom queen....
SPANKDADDY: AHHH...so no win in this room tonight...
Mary82: Someone talk to me!
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RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
The National police force of Canada. They originally rode horses back when cars & roads weren't quite up to modern standards. These days they prefer to ride in air-conditioned comfort of Ford Crown Vic Interceptors. The horses are generally only taken out for crowd control, parades, and musical ride.
The Queen's Cowboys pulled me over for speeding and asked for a non-voluntary donation to the National coffers.
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A name used to describe an inspirational, confident queen that doesn’t care about the haters and loves her 6k fans on snapchat. There is no Queen more royal than an Alyse, y’all may shit talk her but we all know you aspire to have her confidence and true beauty
Today i want to be like Queen Alyse
Today i have the confidence that Queen Alyse has
Your lucky if you know Queen Alyse
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An unattractive woman who smears lipstick on in an attempt to distract from ugliness is commonly known as a lipstick queen.
Courtney Love or Donatella Versace on bad days are prime examples of lipstick queens. Pity those they kiss as they say "dahling"
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