When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.
When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.
A small town filled with good people. It's right next to Cinncinati so you still get a taste of slightly urban life but you still have the suburban neighborhoods and rural farmland sorrounding it so you really just get a middle of the scale town. The only problem is that the people have a small town experience and are not aware of all the bad that can happen outside and are therefore succeptible to not realizing and not beliving that the world can do some horrible stuff to you.
New Yorker: You got to watch out for people like him they'll get you when your not looking!
Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!
New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!
International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?
A name brand of expensive cloth but make you shine and look good
A populous area of Florida where scratch-off tickets are extra-popular.
I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.