Front Butt Snack

Performing oral sex on a female.

Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.

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front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

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front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.

Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.

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shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

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Blue-Fronted Amazon

A breed of parrot that stays a chick all it's life.

Woman: Your parrot has been alive for decades. Why does he still sound prepubescent?
Man: Blue-Fronted Amazons never grow up.

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Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.