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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
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When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af
Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.
usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."
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It’s where your dad and you step brother are fucking you
Yessss fuck me daddy and step bro
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fuck me daddy,oh yeah fuck me is normaly used juring sex due to the male/female who are injoying thierselfs
fuck me daddy oh yeah would be used as a way to show you are injoying yourself
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TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.
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a perfect way to deflect someone saying "fuck you!"
person1: FUCK YOU
person2: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!