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The only pure way to kill off a phone conversation with you having the last word.
John: You're a dick
George: Well, i fucked your Mum!
John: Fuck You *Hang Up*
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Response by an investment banking employee in response to a compliment from a superior. This is meant to convey that you are working for money not because you enjoy the meaningless analysis you do.
Superior: That was great work you did on this project
Junior Person: Fuck you pay me
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An angry response to someone who has wronged you. Originated in Eric Idle's "The FCC Song" after the FCC fined him.
"Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So fuck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
so Fuck you all so very much!"
- Eric Idle
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Laymens term: /slang/( phrase) An exclamation used when a person is dissatisfied with the existence of the corporate mainstream super store Wal-Mart. Often this phrase is used because one notices the pervasive detrimental societal effects of Wal-mart. These detrimental consistencies include but are not limited to: Standardization of the poor treatment of employees (especially those employees of marginalized status i.e. women and persons of color) the questionable ethics of where and how products are produced for Wal-mart (see human rights violations and environmental concerns) and the devastating economic impacts on local, rural, and even semi metropolitan communities across the North American Continent.
Person X:"Did you hear about the Wal-mart workers striking in California because of grievances over wages, scheduling, and alleged retaliation?"
Person Y: "Yes, I concur, FUCK YOU WAL-MART!"
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When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.
Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!
You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.
Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!
You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.
(at Party)
random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"
Joe: "yoooooo!"
random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"
Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"
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