Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

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Machine Gun Funk

Indiscriminately jizzing all over a female

"Yo Luchi bro, did you end up boning that chic?" - Dave
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi

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intergalactic funk berries

chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.

"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."

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Funk Your Bunk

A way to say something makes you very happy.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.

I got a tattoo today?
Ooh, did it funk your bunk?

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da funk

Funky STD such as genital herpis, gfunk and so on.

Also see: rotten twat

Daniel slept with Kathy and now Daniel has da funk.

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druckin funk

fuckin drunk
or
drunk while listenin to funk

hey let's get druckin funk and just kick it

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Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

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