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No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020


throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018


Gail’s Gash

A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies

“Yo ya mam is a right Gail’s gash. How long you band in for? Did she give you that bruise?”

by Army man Paul October 27, 2019


Gash

London colloquial word for ice coffee.

'I'm so thirsty, major craving for some gash!'

by english literature January 22, 2013


Gash

A soulmate couple that are destined

Oh it’s gash they are meant to be

by August 1, 2021


Gash

A slutty girl who as worn out her vagina screwing anything and anyone. Total nasty bitch , I mean the worst kind of snail trail leaving whore alive.

You know Betty?
Yeah good God Girty what a gash!

by Carwatgood October 19, 2023


Gash

Slang for Vagina, used when you want to talk about peng girls..

Joe-lets get some gash in here,
Dinho-cool beans.

by Jessicaispeng May 21, 2018