german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

german dip

The act of cupping your hand around a ballsack and playing with it

We German dipped him so hard he died

German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)

Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!

German RevPAR

A unique hospitality pornorgraphy so specific in taste it only appeals to gentlemen in that specific field to quench their thirst after a tedious day with ADP.

Mr. Germanman fed the chickens to some high quality German RevpAR

german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.

Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!

German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit

My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.

German Dab

In 1933-1945 the german dab was the main greeting form in Germany.

"Hey look at that crowd they are all doing the german dab"