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ghost step

The act of walking in the dark up or downstairs and taking an additional step that does not exist.

I almost broke my damn neck last night, I was coming the stairs when I took a ghost step and almost ate it.

by King Jeruz December 16, 2013


ghost post

(n) an entry posted to urbandictionary.com with a strong editorial slant that mysteriously never appears on the website

Despite having received confirmation of my definition for "one-termer" and a message that the definition will appear in the next 24 hours, it never does. Considering the level of incoherent gibberish that does get posted, one has to wonder how my entry became a ghost post. Can an entry be posted, recommended for deletion, voted on, and deleted in less than 48 hours? I seriously doubt it.

(Chances are you won't see this definition either.)

by fduck January 12, 2004

154πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 11, 2009

193πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


soft ghost

A fizzle that occurs over a couple days where someone starts to text you less and less frequently until eventually it’s a total ghost

β€œI think I’m being soft ghosted by Brad, he takes 6 hours to respond between texts”

by Mkat February 11, 2019

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ghost Shit

When you take that monster shit, and then go to wipe your ass, but theres nothing there. It's like it never happened... :|

Kelsey: Hey Matt you almost done in there?
Matt: Yeah but we're out of toilet paper...
oh wait its a ghost shit nevermind its coo.

by Telan July 11, 2008

101πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


ghost of the past

Horrific event that is wished to be rid of, or person that did a horrible act towards you

I wanted to get rid of the ghost of the past, my little goat dying

The ghost of my past injured my sister

by DJAL April 17, 2014

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ghost wipe

you take a poop and then when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper.

If i had a ghost wipe i would not have to use toilet paper.

by adihall October 12, 2009

63πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž