Random
Source Code
Random
The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.
Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"
Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"
Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".
Person 2: "Good luck with that!"
5👍 3👎
When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.
Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
5👍 3👎
the coolest people own them! addictive and FUCKING AWSOME!!
Have you seen Caitlin’s clout goggles today? She’s got fucking yellow ones now! No wonder she has no money to go anywhere! She spends it all on her gOgGlEs!!!
5👍 3👎
defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.
dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.
7👍 3👎
Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.
Similar to the beer goggles phenom.
See: How I Met Your Mother
I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.
11👍 10👎
Trying to say beer goggles, but comes out as bear goggles while being intoxicated!
Kasey said "he's cute"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"
11👍 10👎