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Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum

Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered

by The Captian May 4, 2015


Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020


gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler February 17, 2016


Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017


gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"

Check the gooch pooch on that whale!

by Twitch801 November 2, 2007

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Gooch Pubes

The hair between your genitals and your ass hole running down the skin.

Damn my gooch pubes are getting in the way of my penis. I pee side ways.

by NatePV September 23, 2010

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gooch

an aboriginal way of saying your ass. such as when one of your friends shave their gooch

shaving your gooch

by inu June 4, 2015

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