A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.
President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
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On October 2 grab all the tits you see
Iβm gonna grab so many tits today because itβs grab tits day
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a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes
Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.
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a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem
when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.
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made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years
Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep
It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched
Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month
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You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. Youβre so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts
Boy 1-βitβs national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katieβsβ
Boy 2-*slaps* βjeez youβre creepy go get helpβ
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