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Oval Office Grab-ass

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

by jj1221 October 22, 2009

510πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Grab Tits Day

On October 2 grab all the tits you see

I’m gonna grab so many tits today because it’s grab tits day

by I GET BONERS BECAUSE OF TITS October 2, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


STD grab-bag

a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes

Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.

by Bensta December 1, 2005

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


grab them by the pussy

a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem

when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.

by Sexydimma October 9, 2016

41πŸ‘ 3771πŸ‘Ž


National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator

Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

by notheretoday April 20, 2021


National grab dick month

It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched

Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month

by I gbc 7tc7tc7g October 3, 2019

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National grab boob day

You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. You’re so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts

Boy 1-β€œit’s national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katie’s”
Boy 2-*slaps* β€œjeez you’re creepy go get help”

by lDontGiveAFuck March 18, 2021

288πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž