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Term used by 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' as a 'your mom' joke.
Substitute Teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Substitute Teacher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Substitute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
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A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.
English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
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derek you cheated on me last night???
derek: i miss my granny
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Inappropriate skin exposure at a family event.
my wedding suit was too big and my mum said "take it in, you don't want to flash your granny al over the church".
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Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur granny tranny
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An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
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A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.
"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"