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A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.
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Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed
You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home
Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high
"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"
Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"
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One of Rick Sanchez's weird phrases from the show Rick and Morty.
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What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.
Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
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Something that Genshin Impact players never do
Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that
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