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Handle Goo

"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.

Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.

by BrieKneeVA August 24, 2008


Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023


Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023


Yankee handle

When someone from up north gives you a handle job

Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle

by Username67435 June 14, 2021


Too Hot To Handle

The lady looks like she's been around
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

Lady's gonna let you think you'll win
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

by Death Menace September 6, 2023


handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)

The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.

by Wild Bob September 28, 2023


o shit handle

The handle which is in off-road vehicle when someone says "o shit" you grab on like you grab on to a baby falling off a building.

(Off roaring)
Driver:O SHIT
Passenger:(grabs on to o shit handle tighter the when he is grabbing his dick)

by The o.g billy the fridge April 12, 2017