Purple Helmet Soldier

another word for a guys dick

My purple helmet soldier just crossed into the rage of fire!

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turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

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purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

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put ya helmet on

this is what your friends and/or strangers tell you after you do or say something to embarrass yourself

1."Daaaamn! did you see him drop is 40?!"

"He needs to put his helmet on!"

2. Guy: hey let's dance! Girl: hell no! Guys friends: hahaha put ya helmet on!

3. :::drunk girl falls down::: PUT YA HELMET ON!

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pinch your helmet

To jerk off.

Used by Andrew Dice Clay on the Opie & Anthony show.

I saw a hot girl and than i went home and pinched my helmet

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darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

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Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.

Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!

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