Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

Swordfight in her mouth

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.

Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

Hoe on her knees

A very slutty girl who always seems to be blowing guys in a library and when a guy cheats on his girl he tends to take a large step down from the one he has to this very ugly slutty girl. But obviously that's why he went to her. Her mouth is always dropping :o

"He used that hoe on her knees for the hottest ass minute"

Stick it in her pooper

The answer to all questions

Guy 1: What's 4x4?
Guy 2: Stick it in her pooper.
Guy 1: okay thanks

Put the boots to her

To give a gal a good shagging.

"Hey that gal is pretty hot. I'd love to put the boots to her!"

playing with her turban

when you send all the wrong kind of signals to a person of the opposite sex when you have absolutely no intentions of starting a relationship.

usually just for the kick/thrill of knowing that you can. people who play with other people's turbans are usually regarded as jerk-offs.

"is Anthony two-timing his girlfriend with that new babe?"

"nah, he's just playing with her turban"

suck her tampon

A euphemism some what like, "pee in her butt." Only on a more extreme level. Used in a situation where the female target is so hot that the guy would perform oral sex on her during her menstrual cycle. Furthermore, would suck her freshly removed tampon.

Joe:"Man that chick is banging!"
Matt:" For real, I'd suck her tampon!"