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after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house
Tim: why?
Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
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A magical place in Western Springs where kids go to get high under the highway. May be referred to as the most ghetto place in western springs.
“I saw a drug bust at hobo land!”
“When?”
“During my brother’s tee ball game”
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The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.
Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer
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The genitals of a homeless man/grubby man; grubby genitals.
Teri: Me and Kevin were gonna have some sex but Kevin had some NARLY hobo buhjokies.
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The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
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Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
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a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
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