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after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house
Tim: why?
Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
A magical place in Western Springs where kids go to get high under the highway. May be referred to as the most ghetto place in western springs.
“I saw a drug bust at hobo land!”
“When?”
“During my brother’s tee ball game”
The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.
Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer
The genitals of a homeless man/grubby man; grubby genitals.
Teri: Me and Kevin were gonna have some sex but Kevin had some NARLY hobo buhjokies.
The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
Character model in GTA3, renowned for random acts of spectacularly violent abandon. She fears nothing and often voices her fearless stance.
Hobo Woman: "Hobo Woman fears no gravity!" *leaps off lighthouse, firing rockets at anything which moves*