Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

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hook it up

give me that, introduce a bro to a hunny, what u do to that new dvd playa u jus stole

#1 - whos that girl over there.
#2 - Oh thats just taneysha.
#3 - HOOK IT UP.

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hooking up

When two people make out (kiss with tongue) and the girl is felt up.

Sasha: Where were you and connor last night?
Gillian: Oh we were just hooking up

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Hooks up

What you say when you ask someone for something.

Guy 1 sees guy 2 eating popcorn and wants some
Guy 1: Eyy bruh, hooks up

Guy 2 then proceeds to give guy 1 his popcorn

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off the hook

not hung up, for example a phone

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.

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Hook up

Something hookers do.

1. I hooked up with Jenny last night and it was the bomb!
2. Are you planning to hook up with Mary tonight? *elbows friend*

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rook hook

When a "rookie" driver makes a right turn in front of a bicyclist, cutting them off without knowledge of their existence.

I am having such a rough morning, no coffee, flat tire and barley avoided a rook hook on my way into work.

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