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The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca
"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."
Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather
Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket
Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands
When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards
"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"
When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!