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was the largest wooden structure in the world when it was built in 1903, a luxurious winter holiday destination for rich Americans, that burned to the ground on New Years Eve 1916, miraculously causing zero fatalities, due to it being in the off-season. Can be referenced when describing someone or something with such promise that success is almost guaranteed, but the unthinkable happens and causes it to fail. Similar in tone to the "unsinkable" Titanic, but different because although the Hampton Terrace Hotel no longer exists, its surrounding city and community are given a second chance for greatness.
Reminiscent of the ill-fated Hampton Terrace Hotel, the talented high school basketball player that so recently signed to play in the NBA suffered a near-fatal spinal cord injury last night that has surely cost him his athletic career; perhaps he can recover enough to discover new talents that will bring him a life of greatness.
When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
A variant of the Ligma disease, but it is extremely less common as Ligma. Usually only used by smart people, and only 20 people in the world fell for it. the punchline is 8-10 deez nuts. Like Ligma and Sugma, if you fall for it, the disease gets transferred on to you.
1: "Wait, we need to stop at an 8-10 hotel"
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
When you hear people fucking through the walls of a hotel room, so to counteract the noise you fuck, but louder.
I was at that hotel bro, heard some fuckers fucking through the wall, so I joined in but louder, soon the place became a full blown Hotel Fucktel !
When your girlfriend bursts into tears over the accommodations you've selected for your romantic getaway, you've booked a boo hoo hotel.
"CeCe saw the stains on the carpet and sheets and felt herself tear up. We both understood without a word. I'd picked a boo hoo hotel again, and no one was ever going to get lucky in that dump."