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French Horn

n: 1. A complex, circular brass instrument. It plays in treble clef, but it has a very versatile range of voice and many applications in the band. It's the primary instrument in the theme of Star Wars (composed by John Williams) and is literally the most awesome and beautiful instrument ever.
2. One who plays the French horn.

Person 1: Daaaaamn, look at the sweet curves of that French horn!
Person 2: Do you mean the instrument, or the girl playing it?

by LunaDragonEternal May 12, 2016

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French squish

Imagine this: You're French kissing a girl. But instead of her lips, you're Frenching her chocolate horn blower. Now comes the squish, but only after 10 pounds of beans. More or less beans makes this nasty.

FRIJOLES!

Peetey Pablo: "Juan, Your mustache is running."
Juan: "That's because I was just French squishing."

by Jacksons and daughters May 7, 2010

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frenchpooch frenching

engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.

everynight John enjoyed giving his dog a good, long frenchpooch frenching.

by ghorg August 16, 2010

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French set

A vernacular term used to describe 1 and one half blow job(s). The half blow job is normally done by using all mouth, but no hands, after the complete blow job has been completed. This action is normally performed by a woman to a man, but can also be done in a homosexual manner. (if you roll that way.) The common price for this action on the streets is 24 dollars. This is similar to a full set.

i was mobbing deep down by the airport, when i decided to find a cheap motel and a hooker to give me a french set.

by halfassbmx January 18, 2010

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French Muddler

The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.

Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.

by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010

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French Toast

1) An easy Breakfast to make.

2) Joan of Arc

I like French Toast.

by Mopey87 March 3, 2007

87๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


French Tower

The sexual act in which a man is between two other men, with one penetrating him from behind while the other one has his dick in his mouth. The outer two men then slaps their hands together in a jolly manner

"Dude, what's a french tower?
its an Eifle Tower with three dudes.
i dont get it. where does the third dude put his penis?
He is the girl."

by Liagmer November 15, 2010

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