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log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017


Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.

Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".

by two theorizer April 4, 2010


the worm theory

the theory of all political parties opinion of worms

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.

by wormilist November 2, 2022


connor’s theory

the theory that anything can be added to this stupid page

connor doesn’t believe that you can add any anything to this Connor’s theory

by el.7 September 22, 2021


Domination Theory

The theory stating that new versions of things are more dominant than things of the past.

Have you heard of the Domination Theory

by FrigOffCyrus November 24, 2018


Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016


Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.

"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya

by Famjam April 2, 2017