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A nickname sometimes used in Britain to refer to Margaret Thatcher.
I'm so glad the Iron Cunt is no longer in office.
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Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"
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Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection
I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer
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Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.
"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."
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The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents
Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden
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Using Punctuation in an unusual or unexpected way; and therefore altering the overall meaning of the sentence - possibly with ironic undertones(!)
"I am enclosing a link to my photographs: Some are funny, others are not!" This is an example of Ironic Punctuation... the exclamation mark after the 'unfunny photographs' feels (somehow) peculiar.
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When you use a penis pump so much your balls and cock EXPLODE!!!
AWW SHIT!!! I accidently IRON PLAIDED my junk off.
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