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When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.
While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.
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The Tuck N' Suck is a term that has been coined to describe an innovative sex position invented by Colt Brennan, quarterback of Hawaii. The procedure is for the man to spread his legs and tuck his penis between his legs. Then the female sucks the man's dick. Naturally, due to the circumstances, the female's face will be extremely close to or in the guys butthole.
Hey will you give me a tuck n' suck?
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When a man and women are having sex in doggy style and the man slaps her ass too hard. She then falls forward and rolls into a missionary position, playing it off as though she meant to do that.
My boyfriend slapped my ass too hard during sex so I tuck and rolled to try and play it off.
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the act of duct-taping the breasts under the arm pits in order to have the appearance of a man. this can also be done using rope or some form of similar adhesive.
Remember Brad? My date to the prom last year? well it turned out to be Bonnie with a tijuana titty tuck!
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When a male has an errection, they tuck it up at the top of there boxers.
For the second time today, ive got to Nip N Tuck.
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Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!
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God of the cats. Doesn't care about anyone, yet everyone loves him. Has an IQ of 12. Can kill you with cuteness
Look it's Miller Tuck!! Give him all our love!
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