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A dude named Jacob who likes boys and has sex with them daily. Dudes with this name are always the gay one or the group.
That dude Jacob is gay
Jacob is dating boys
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Jacob Lloyd is a true god. He is a strong leader. Every one listens to him. Everyone preaches him. Girls often fall for him.
Jacob Lloyd is a god
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A wonderful couple, extremely compatible, very loving. He gives amazing hugs and she would love nothing more then to be in his arms forever. She is head over heels in love with him and wants nothing more then to please him.
Wow, Marissa & Jacob really look like they're in love
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Generally overlooked and under-appreciated character from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. Jacob is a Native American boy who discovers he is a werewolf in the second book of the series, New Moon. He is the best friend of Bella Swan and eventual rival for her affections. In fact, Bella falls in love with Jacob without realizing it and they would have probably been very happy together if her other love interest, Edward Cullen, had not been unnaturally saved from death decades ago. However, because his existence was prolonged via his turning into a vampire, and therefore made abnormally attractive, strong, &c. &c., he has interrupted the natural course of things (i.e. the true love of Jacob/Bella).
Jacob is easy going, quick with a smile and a joke, and sensible. He understands that Bella is her own person and doesn't try to keep her from doing what she wants. He knows Bella too well for that.
1) "He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun." -Jacob Black
2) "How can we be friends when we love each other like this?" - Bella Swan
3) "Because there was that smaller part of me - smaller, but getting louder and angrier every minute, screaming at the rest of me - that craved a different set of arms." - Bella Swan, when hugging Edward
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An intentional act performed by a selfish individual who wants you to feel sorry for him because you have become upset by the action.
“Hey did he pay you back”
“Nah this fool got upset and said you know times are hard”
Fucking ‘Jacob move’ bro
A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan
Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball
This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis