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Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
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An old Saturday Night Live parody of ad hominem attacks made by pundits.
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" is best rebutted with "Dan, you pompous ass!"
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The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.
Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
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The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Happy Saint Mary-Jane's Day, folks.
"It's fuckin' 4/20! Weed it up!" - KC Green
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Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.
Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
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When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
The badass lead on show The 100. Married, in real life, to her soulmate Bob Morley who calls her “his goddess”
A big softie, caring, loving, beautiful, sweet and loveable.
Do you know Eliza Jane Taylor-Morley?
Yes, and I also know her husband.
Eliza is a goddess.