Japanese talking toilet

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff

John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

Japanese Cinnamon Roll

The result of Bukkake.

We shot a bukkake scene with little Mai Ping, we turned that bitch into a Japanese Cinnamon Roll!

Japanese milk bread

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.

He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...