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when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it
my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly
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When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
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The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
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1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food
Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary
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When menstrual fluid solidifies inside a woman's vagina and then slips out as a jelly like substance.
I didn't realise I was on the rag until I stood up and a big lump of period jelly landed on the carpet!
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At our school, there's @ least 2 diff. meanings 4 each one! Some ppl think that they mean...
red- lapdance
black- sex
purple- something about sex toys
green- hug
yellow- kiss/make out
clear- w/e the person that takes it off of u wants
others think
black- if a guy takes it off u, u gotta kiss him
(no meanings 4 others)
and the most popular one is
black- goth/punk
purple- virgin
red- single
blue- bad girl
yellow- kiss
orange- make out
green- hug
pink- no meaning
white- flash
clear- no meaning.
I go along w/ the last one. although, if someone snaps one off your wrist, it dose mean something really disgusting. someone did that to me last year, and i just turned around and slapped them!
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1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.
2. Really high.
1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.
2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.
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