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The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
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A male procedure that involves using a comb to remove semen has run down the shaft into the pubic hair. A fine toothed comb is recommended as it gets the bulk of it out in one go.
Room Mate #1: Ahhh man what happened my comb.. what's this stuck in the teeth?
Room Mate #2: Sorry dude, I cracked off a messy one last night and had to comb the jelly.
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1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food
Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary
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When menstrual fluid solidifies inside a woman's vagina and then slips out as a jelly like substance.
I didn't realise I was on the rag until I stood up and a big lump of period jelly landed on the carpet!
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At our school, there's @ least 2 diff. meanings 4 each one! Some ppl think that they mean...
red- lapdance
black- sex
purple- something about sex toys
green- hug
yellow- kiss/make out
clear- w/e the person that takes it off of u wants
others think
black- if a guy takes it off u, u gotta kiss him
(no meanings 4 others)
and the most popular one is
black- goth/punk
purple- virgin
red- single
blue- bad girl
yellow- kiss
orange- make out
green- hug
pink- no meaning
white- flash
clear- no meaning.
I go along w/ the last one. although, if someone snaps one off your wrist, it dose mean something really disgusting. someone did that to me last year, and i just turned around and slapped them!
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1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.
2. Really high.
1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.
2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.
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The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.
I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.
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