Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

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Jewish penny bank

When a male proceeds to shove anal beads down a jewish woman’s vagina until it is filled up.

Wow Jerry that woman sure wanted to be my jewish penny bank last night.

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jewish chode huffer

a highschool boy who enjoys cumming into old mens nostrels, only to have the old man snort, then hock a cum loogie back into his mouth. he will usually have a huge tucan shaped nose and a brown bowlcut, and he DEFINATELY has a chode

did you hear about that guy dom? He a jewish chode huffer, i saw him chode huffing with his own GRANDPA

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jewish jaw dropper

“A maneuver (usually derogatory), consisting of a man poking the back of someone’s head with his erect penis, in a similar fashion of the German soldiers putting their guns to the head of a Jew during World War II.”

"dude, i snuck up behind kyle after I got out of the shower and gave him a Jewish jaw dropper."

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jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

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jewish hang glider

when a guy grabs a girl or i guess it could be a guy but lets not go there, he grabs her from behind under her arms and her arms are out like a hang glider, then he rams his hard erect cock right in her b-hole over and over

Holy shit he just gave that bitch a hardcore jewish hang glider.

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jewish grandmother

Trump is a Jewish grandmother. A Jewish grandmother is basically a synonym for asshole.

He said that thing about that girl, it made him sound like a Jewish grandmother

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