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Former guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, only one of the select few who are truly all for the music.
"Have you read that book that John Frusciante wrote? I think it was called the bible or some-shit"
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An outlaw who can't fucking swim.
John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.
Best defender of all time. GOAT
VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.
Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
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Best bass guitarist ever, hands-down. Also a total badass.
John Entwistle was known as the Ox because of his large build and constitution, and Thunderfingers for his awesome bass skills.
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A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.
"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013
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We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!
"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES
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