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to be a nasty skank that dies her hair way to often with colors that look like someone shit in her hair and has the eyes of a cat.
Omg, did you just see that just die?
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the truth is if you want your girlfriend to notice your dick, you must show her the truth....
I assume you are dating and if so your on your way to result,
see there's a 100% chance she will acknowledge with stunning results.
one day when she is coming over for dinner you will get a call from her telling you she is almost there, at this time you must strip naked and stand tall for when she walks in you will know the truth..
you can get 2 results, you straight up pop an Insta-bone as she glimpses at the monstrousness thing and then slams down upon the truth set until she finds a bigger one or you go limp... Then Your Fucked.
Ex: Tutorial: Showing JUST THE TRUTH!
Gus: "Dude sterling, me and Karlee aren't gettin any where man."
Sterling: "Damn dude that sucks. Whats not going right?"
Gus: "Well i just mean like, its been three months and she hasn't even seen my penis yet."
Sterling: "Ah dude! I know an easy solution to that!.... SHOW HER THE TRUTH!!!" ...
... The next day, Gus invited Karlee over to his house. A few minutes later, she said she was close. Gus knew exactly what to do. He stripped naked and stood directly in the middle of the room. Karlee slowly opened the door and stared Gus directly in the eyes! "Oh man i can feel it coming on," Gus thought!" POP! Gus popped an Insta-Bone!!!
SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A large loud black man ejactulating on a small white girl in a cheaply made porno video
Mhmmhm ahh babe damn (slaps ass) Just like that!
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A phrase used when one needs to just relax or simply chill the fuck out. Often directed toward people who are tense and paranoid. In the world of "The Wingmen" it is the title of the single greatest Compact Disc ever created
Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna go jump off that building.
Guy 2: Dude why?!
Guy 1: Dude, Just Come On It...
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A phrase used by scooter kids, usually white boys on a scooter, when trying to perform a somewhat intense trick. It can also be used by kids doing parkour, but not as much. they may use the phrase 'huck it!'
'im gonna do a tailwhip' 'dude, just send it!'
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A phrase often used by WWE superstar The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).
It exudes ultimate confidence in yourself;
Telling people you don't give a rat's ass to anybody who wants a piece of you;
In fact you are egging them on to confront/face you.
I don't give a damn if you whine there all day saying how you know what it takes to beat me! I'll be here, waiting.
All you need to do is "JUST BRING IT!"
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Just Jack, often known as Just Wack is an self proclaimed artist from London. He also has a degree in furniture design which has helped his music career by allowing him to come up with lyrics such as
"Im lovin' Mary Jane, flyin' with Lois Lane, On board a bullet train".
Says he has a writers block but is blatantly a lie, he just cba's writing good lyrics.
Released a chart single recently called star's in their eyes, in which the video featured a stock car jumping through a hoop on fire and a man in drag. His new single is absolute bollocks, along with the video that is yet again pointless.
Kid 1:Tell your dad that the TV cabinet you sold us collapsed. Whats just Jack gonna do about it?
Kid 2:I'll get him to fix you up a new one and give you a complementary copy of the Album "The Outer Market" that leaped to 781 in the UK chart
Kid 1:Thats funny, my dad released an album that exact week and he said that it also reached.....
Kid 2:OK 782 then....
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