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Josh: I wish I was talented enough to do something substantial with my existence, but I think I'll just tell everyone I was on a college TV show once and complain like a J Stu for the rest of my life.
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Someone generally, but not always, of Jewish decent. Often has no shame in stealing from friends for minor financial gains. Willing to lie, connive and back stab for their own personal gain. Stingy in nature.
person 1: Dude, why did you just steal 50 cents out my change jar?
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
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Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
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When one cannot find their juul.
Can you lift the couch up, I’m having a code j.
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One of the most amazing, beautiful, cute and precious humans on earth. Honestly, if anyone ever tries to do anything to him they will have messed with the wrong people! J hope is a ray of sunlight and a rare specimen of this world. Reasons to LOVE him: He'll always put a smile on your face! He wants to inspire people and give them strength, thus the line; I am your hope, you are my hope. He gets scared easily. He can easily be your bias or bias wrecker.
"J hope is my sun."
" If you do not know J hope you are hopeless"
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1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.
1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!
Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!
2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?
Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.
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