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She kicked him in the groin and got away as he moaned in pain on the floor.
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The philosophy of life and sexual relations, where after banging a female, the male proceeds to kick her(usually metaphorically). Kicking can refer to actual physical abuse, but in most situations simply means abandoning said woman. Proponents of this philosophy say that if eliminates many of life's problems. This process is meant to be applied to "stupid bitches" when the man does not want any more contact after the act. Often shortened as BK. See also hit it and quit it and hit and run.
Joe and Karen made sweet love last night, but since Joe is a strong advocate of the Bang and Kick theory, he expelled Karen from his apartment shortly afterward.
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When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.
A kick in the nuts happens to every guy least once.
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when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.
paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo
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trying kick a player out of the game until they get kicked
kick n00b
yes: 4 no: 7
kick n00b
yes: 5 no: 6
kick n00b
yes: 10 no: 1
n00b has been kicked from the game.
rage kicked
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Kickboxing is a Full contact sport in which two guys will kick each other's asses using all of their bodies as opposed to just their hands.
Martial arts commonly used in Kickboxing are: Karate, Muay Thai, Choy Li fut (or Choy lee fut or choy lay fut), or Sanda (or Sanshou).
Person: ooh, because Boxing isn't dangerous enough let's include kicks, knees, elbows, and clinches too! we'll call it kick boxing!
Person 2: Good Idea!
Later in the hospital:
Person 1: We could make a fortune off of this!
Person two: Uggghhhhh
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bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.
Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.
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