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Kong

A fictional gorilla, like you. This is not a word, just a scrabble word people use to describe you.

THEM: oh look! the gorilla punched that lion so hard
ME: that is just the equivalent of you hitting me. You Kong!

by Kllakora July 23, 2022


Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021


Kong

A reputable, distinguished and admirable young shoplifter

Kong is getting loud

by Nirix October 8, 2023


kong

Make a bare fist 🤜🏾Mainly Your ring and your middle finger, to kong someone like hitting a person in the middle of his head as a form of correcting someone or tough love type shit, originated from Senegal 🇸🇳 West Africa and its a wolof word. Mom do it, dad do it, our boys( in games of "seugg-kong" and teachers too. Shit hurts as a kid

He looked at his gun hole n i kong him

by Talibe May 22, 2022


Kong

A fucking khaki thong

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

by JPaul Getty Productions December 23, 2020


Hong Kong high knees

Walking very fast around tourist destinations, driven by FOMO. The person with the high knees is virtually running in an attempt to see every attraction and experience the destination to its fullest.

Other variations include the Singapore Shuffle and Tokyo tap dance.

I’m glad Dad was wearing his yellow cap. He went “Hong Kong high knees” as soon as he got out of the subway at Kowloon and we almost lost him.

by The Zurnich July 30, 2023


Viggi kong

Viggi Kong is a fictional character whos main purpose is to find oddur húskó and give him a orgasms until he transforms into a combostion v6 diesel engine with unlimited hauling power.

Viggi Kong like giving húskó orgasms

by Ace Ventura xxx September 3, 2023