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waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"
the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart
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A euphemism for a hangover. It makes the user of the term seem a little more sophisticated than if they simply said: "I have a wicked hangover and puked all over the place". It's also humorous in that it makes the person with the condition seem like a world traveler rather than a sloppy drunk.
"Hey you look out of it"
"Yeah, I really have a bad case of Jet Lag this morning"
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Faglag is the technological bandwith meltdown that happens when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuation. Gaydars use this technology to locate gay people, or so they say.
My computer is running at dialup speed, it must be the Tyler's fag-lag slowing it down.
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A messed up sleep pattern due to late night studying. Especially among University studentswho study during the night and then get up early for lectures or exams just to fall asleep during the day when they get home. Adjusting after several weeks of late night studying back to a normal sleeping schedule is usually difficult and the student experiences a jet lag even though they haven't been traveling through time zones.
Dude, I can't fall asleep at night, all that exam cramming has given me study jet lag
When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.
Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.
When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.
Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.
- "Why are acting like a zombie ?"
- "I smoked waaaaaaaay too many joints last night, I've got Jamaican jet-lag"
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