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Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!
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A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws
Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.
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For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.
Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life
Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.
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When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!
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A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.
Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!
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backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples
She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.
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oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.
Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore