Lock Job

When a bitch is givin' you head and she gets lock jaw. To get your dick out of her mouth you knee her in the face to break her jaw. Although not necessary, you should finish by busting in her face.

Head is always best when its a lock job.

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lock sex

the act of continuously fooling around with your lock trying all sorts of combinations trying to figure out your real combo

"Dude kenny i just spent like 20 mins having lock sex trying to figure out the right combo..."

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Sensors locked

To scope out an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"Whoa, sensors locked on that hot chick!"

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caps lock

Something that for some reason bothers nerds on the internet. WOW BIG LETTERS! How does that bother you?

Oh no big letters!!!! hide everyone hide!!! im having a nose bleed please stop!!!! Its the CAPS LOCK monster!!!

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head lock

when your sack hair get somehow cought under your foreskin very painful

either something just bit me on the nads or i just got head lock!

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Hayley Lock

A ho that likes to eat churros in the rain while listening to hard-core techno music.

Hayley Lock is a lesbian that likes it in the butt hole.

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leg locked

when you’re desperate/fiending for pussy and are trapped in a females grasp

damn where the homie at?
he’s hanging with his girl right now he’s so leg locked

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