buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

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I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

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you're my brother, I love you

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

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Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you

The word rotation commonly used by males actively particapitating in World of Warcraft raids while communicating with their girlfriends via telephone.

The following is a typical example of the 'Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you' sequence.

Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.

Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)

Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.

Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)

Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!

Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)

Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...

Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)

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love you lots and lots like jelly tots!

An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.

"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"

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I love you so much its retarded.

The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.

guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."

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Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

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