Taking one sip of MD 20/20 and reverting back to your 5 year old state.
Better get the bib ready for Nick, he's mad dawged.
when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.
Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.
a hot and sexy beast. a mad lion does not fail at anyhting.
guy #1:Dude that guy just went mad lion up in this bitch
guy #2: holy shit lets get out of hear before he embarrasses us
(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!
Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!
"mad hopt" created by a user on discord that goes by gum and was a meer misspelling but as time grew it formed into a word that the now "kool cats"are using now a-days t is very cool and swag and can also be used in any and ALL conversations
person1: heyyy have you seen her new outfit today its mad hopt todayyy
person2: yeah its so cool lol
person1: no dude its madddd hopt
person2: oh yeahhhh its mad hopt
(person2 suddenly has onemillion dallors bc he is so cool bc he used word)
When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.
He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.
When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.