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Major fools days

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull

Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?

by Kbass6969 April 3, 2021


Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023


Tyranny of the majority

Democracy

Person 1; We should abolish the Electoral College!
Person2; NoOoO! That would give high population areas more power, that's tyranny of the majority!
Person1; . . .bruh

by DankiBuddha November 2, 2020


major conner

Individual that tricks a large group of people into doing obscene amounts of dumb tasking to save face.

That major conner took all those people over to that site to do absolutely nothing for 15 months.

by Iron Geek May 21, 2008


major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies June 1, 2011


Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.

It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.

by YourGoodFriendJimmy January 1, 2020


Major Frick Moment

When you frick up really bad, a big oof, a major frick up, a bad time.

Max this is a major frick moment bro beans!

by Brotato Brawler May 5, 2019