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To take cocaine off Frans pussy then fuck her all night
I behaved like a Dirty Mark last night
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A man who can make a LOT of people weak in the knees. All you have to do is Google his modeling pictures. He is sex on a stick and there is no other way about it. Also a very awesome actor; probably best known for his role as the Incredible Hulk in the 2012 Avengers movie. Also starred in Now You See Me, a movie with THE biggest plot twist in the history of plot twist.
"Mark Ruffalo? Oh, you mean that huge green guy who thrashed Loki in Avengers?" "Yea, not just Loki, but Thor too."
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When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.
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A man most likely to sit the bench and polish a coaches dick.
Person 1: Wow that kid never plays.
Person 2: I know he's such a Trey Marks
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An extremely talented English actor widely known for his villainous roles such as Lord Blackwood in Sherlock Holmes and Frank D'Amico in Kickass. He often collaborates with directors Matthew Vaughn, Ridley Scott and Guy Ritchie.
Craig: Damn! Mark Strong is in everything these days!
John: Who?
Craig: He's the bad guy in Sherlock Holmes and Kickass.
John: Whoa! They're the same person!?
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The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.
I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.
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Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.
Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.
Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.
Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phแป, gแปi cuแปn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.
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